May 2013
unfound-anchor:
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
two types of people.
do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one
“I am drowning in my dream; I do not exist in reality.”
– Mako (via ileu)
gnarly:
ugh why am I single?
*remembers what I look like*
oh yeah
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
cas-get-into-my-ass:
himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
My class today
Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
Students: He likes her!
Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
Students: That is just how boys are.
Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
Students: Oh, that's not okay.
Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
Students: Oh.
Me: Oh, is right.
“Okay class, pass up last nights homework”
catchlou:
fuckmyheartache:
catchlou:
for every single person that reblogs this, i will personally creep your blog and leave 1 word that i feel describes you
challenge accepted
you think this is a game i’m drowning oh my god
lizziemcjagger:
lizziemcjagger:
what is the most slippery country in the world
greece
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
“If I was your lover”… Finish it in my ask.
spamanos:
Watch me get none whatsoever
I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages.
please omg
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
